White Collar Christmas Ugly Christmas Sweater

NB: It stops being funny when they actually make you review documents on Christmas with your family laughing in the next room because that one Fortune 500 C.T.O. can't stop inviting interns back to his hotel suite during team-building exercises at company retreats and because he's entitled to a bunch of stock options January first they need to know what he was doing with whom and when right now.

But until then? Yeah, it's mildly funny. You bet your ass it is.

• Runs true-to-size.
• 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
• Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. The sweaters are dyed with OEKO-TEX-certified low environmental impact dyes.